Lookin for love ...

She's not exactly young by any standards. Sometimes her make-up at night when she's expecting visitors, is gaudy. She sits there waiting expectantly. Just like women everywhere, you can look but you can't touch. For a few dollars, she promises you a good time. But still, young men shun her - been there - done that - even her "special offers" fail to entice. Entering her, she's cold, frigid, empty. Some say she moans softly at night but to most she's just ... well disdainfully lumpy - with many dark and sometimes hairy corners that even the brave nary to venture. She remains hungry ... never giving up hope in her search for love.


Yeah I'm talking about museums of course - the National Museum in particular - what did you think?
So how does one get people to fall in love with museums when life is full of so many more pleasant distractions?

If museums are frumpy - what is needed is an alter-ego - enter Viviane - tall, young, sexy - by her own admission, and legs that go on forever ... smouldering with youth, her voice husky and yet almost child-like, in her soon-to-be-released videos, she ventures into museums alone, seeking love of a different kind ...




And here's the video ...